Cast and Crew

Friday, February 19, 2010

The Deadly Chicken Assassination Squad

Hello to all my blog fans! This is Ingrid, leader of the Deadly Chicken Assassination Squad, Everett Chapter. I rarely take time out of my busy schedule to keep in touch with the web community at large, but I think it's important to spread the good word about all that we do here on our urban farm. My sisters and I fight the good fight daily, swallowing evil worms, weeding and scratching out our meager existence in the home turf, and protecting the neighborhood from the infiltration of over-urbanization. 

For those of you who may be new to our exploits, let me start by saying that chickens are deadly. You heard me. We kick feather. And the smaller you are, the badder you can be. I may be a banty compared to my coop-mates, but that ain't stoppin' me. I'd like to take this moment to give a shout out to my roller derby sisters, CarnEvil, part of the Jet City Roller Girls. Lerin, new recruit and still fresh meat out there on the flat track, gave everything in her last bout, February 13th. This is proof positive, folks. Small = fiesty. Deal with it.
Think you've got what it takes to be the leader of the pack? It takes guts to be the first to explore new patches of dirt for bugs and tasty veggies. You've gotta be bold to jump in the compost bin while the humans are still turning it over with their mighty blades of bone-crushing steel! But the rewards are sweet, chicks. If I were allowed to have skates, I'd be lead jammer every eggin' time, no doubt.

The next roller derby bout is March 13th. It's marked on my calendar, and you can bet I'll be there to cheer on those bad-ass girls in fishnets. Join me. Be part of the movement. Vive le minuscule!!

1 comment:

Shout out to the peeps.


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