Jodie

Jodie Horatio Taylor-Byrne

2001 - 2012

We miss our dear Jodie girl.

I've been told this blog is for chickens and that I am, instead, a turkey. Just for once, let's set the record straight. It's time this little dog stuck up for herself.

Jodie's meme...

1. What kind of dog are you? I'm perfect. Need I say more? Technically I'm a Korean Jindo / Whippet mix, but don't go looking for your barbecue skewers just yet. It's illegal to eat Jindos. Seriously. We're like valuable.

2. Are you a boy or a girl? I'm dainty. Can't you tell?

3. How old are you? I'll be eleven this fall, but I still get carded at the off-leash areas.

4. Name one thing you received as a gift on your last birthday. I was told I get to live another day. Yeah, seems like a cheap shot to me, too.

5. Choose one word to best describe your physique. Stringy.

6. Share a quote. Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. -Corey Ford

7. Have you ever been stung by a bee? If so, where? I eat flies. Does that count?

8. Who's your strangest family member? That floppy one who tries to sniff me. I swear to god, if he tries anything funny...

9. Who's your favorite family member? Ooh. I'm torn. Momma 1 kicks hard but scratches good. Momma 2 always calls out Momma 1 when I'm "bad." Can I like visitors more?

10. Do you make an effort to be environmentally friendly? I am the environment, people. Spread some love over here.

11. If you were given a blank canvas and water colors, what would you paint? Pork chops and a car with no back seats.

12. When is the best time for you to take a 20 minute nap? 20 minutes is ridiculous. Please.

13. Your hair? Mom says I have mange. As if.

14. What do you want to be in 10 years? Retired. Venice sounds nice.

15. What you're not good at. Coping with large farm animals. *fear* Oh, and thunder. Thunder is bad.

16. What are you wearing? *looks around suspiciously* They don't have my red coat out, do they? That thing is a fashion nightmare.

17. What aren't you wearing? A smile.