6. Share a quote. Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. -Corey Ford
7. Have you ever been stung by a bee? If so, where? I eat flies. Does that count?
8. Who's your strangest family member? That floppy one who tries to sniff me. I swear to god, if he tries anything funny...
9. Who's your favorite family member? Ooh. I'm torn. Momma 1 kicks hard but scratches good. Momma 2 always calls out Momma 1 when I'm "bad." Can I like visitors more?
10. Do you make an effort to be environmentally friendly? I am the environment, people. Spread some love over here.
11. If you were given a blank canvas and water colors, what would you paint? Pork chops and a car with no back seats.
17. What aren't you wearing? A smile.